1Radio Poet Laureate

 1 of the DJ's was in such Aw at my Performance this was result Guess Who ???

THE MARKSTER

 Now Tony Blackburn is a DJ legend in his own right,

Now we have a local DJ that is just as bright,

We call him the Markster he is really cool,

He plays our requests and we have a laugh,

But this young gun no fool,

Now our Markster he is a bit of a rocker,

Will play a good ballad too,

Then there are the games and quizzes,

That he plays with me and you,

Now he supports his Dunfermline team,

All us ladies think he is a real dream,

Now we adore him none can compare,

He’s never happier than in his studio,

Sitting in his big comfy DJ chair,

Now his show is always live and real,

The love for his listeners you can feel,

No matter what happens on his show,

He leaves you with a warming glow,

He has one very special lady in his life,

This lady does not give him much strife,

She is not very big or even tall,

It’s his Daughter and she still quite small,

So dear mark this rhyme is special for you,

You always make us smile when we are blue,

So keep up the good work my Fifer lad,

Meeting you on twitter I am real glad.

May Thomson

2011

In the Beginning 

 AAAHHHH the beginning a meet on Twitter to tuning in and  listening to a fellow Fifer, DJ (Shakespeare) Mark to staying to listen to your mate to 1Radio Poet Laureate and 1st DJ On 1Radio to have it published on Website  

 All Over #Twitter and #Facebook before i knew it

                                           Steady Eddie

Invited to a re-union of a different kind,

Met a guy of a similar mind

We call him steady Eddie or oor wee Dutchman,

Will play yir tunes if he can,

Playing Rods Oh La La makes him the man,

He’s no very big or even tall,

Best things in life usually are small,

We met through a radio station,

He crossed the North Sea to,

Visit the Scottish nation,

He said it was fair bonnie,

He would come back another date,

This time can you please please translate?

Love the Scots that you speak,

Trying to understand you takes me a week,

Most who visit our Nation,

Castles, Palaces, Museums,

But not a fire station,

That’s were Eddie did land,

Arrived for 4 days nothing planned.

Now Will showed him Edinburgh Fair City,

Then 1 day later he had to leave,

That was a real pity.

© May Thomson

2011

This was to Surprise for our Favourite Dutchman DJ (Lord Eddie) Eddie on his Birthday and the beautiful email I got this small gift was enough 

PROOD DAY 1st Phoota's in the Only 1Radio Poet Laureate T-Shirt  

 But Always Queen of Cool card to prove it lol From Friend Euan Williamson aged 18yrs (Fan Of  1Radio Poet Laureate)

 Are We Having a live Wedding on THE1 ???

Dazzle and Pete's Wedding 3rd May 2013  Were Will The Poet Laureate Appear Next ??

 LadyT’s Scottish Christmas

LadyT to Bonnie Scotland Decided to come,
Experience some Scottish Fun,
Tae the Woollen mill and Borrder I took her,
Dry doon in the toon,
At the Borrder pouring doon,
We almost go blown oo’er,
Wi oor National Flags held high,
“Take the pictures quick”,
To my Hubby we did cry,
Christmas dinner was 1st Class,
Terasa was a really nice Lass,
Sadly time moved on and we had to part,
Homeward bound LadyT had to start,
As we said goodbye I sent her on her way,
She got and took home,
LOVE PEACE AND HARMONY.

© May Thomson
2013

  Poet On The 1

You might think I am mad or crazy,

But you all know not lazy,

I think you are all swell,

You aid me in keeping well,

From the dream team to oor Tim,

You play your tunes sad happy and smoak does grim,

Suzie Ash Lou Lou and me are your lady crew,

Keeping us smiling and happy is what you do,

Mark Gaz JP and me is The Fife Team,

Oh shit Gaz you lost the stream,

World DJ’s we do have here,

Holland Poland Usa and here,

So let’s all in the shoutbox give a big cheer,

All of them best DJ of the year.

May Thomson

2011

this was written while i was being interviewed by Garry Evans on his Rewind show,

this was an impromptu poem hope you all like it x

the fun with Challenges ect on 1Radio from Impromtu poems to Planned all been even the Cheeky ones Oh (do i be good or naughty) and publish cheeky one to??????

Good at moment 

                               Texas Cowboy

PT the Texas cowboy,

His show brings me joy,

Talk to him on Skype,

Saves you having to type,

When it comes tae my Scottish slang,

He has a hard time getting it right,

Usually he gets it wrang,

So fae ma castle in Scotland

So Bonnie and wet,

Chatting with him I never regret.

© May Thomson

2012 

 The Cowboy who makes me smile every time were good at the Yacking Partner and 1st DJ to have 2 Poems written for them then published on Website

 Well were do I start here mmmm Mark (another Fellow Fifer) well what I have had to put up with from our DJ (Pyro) Gaz Cheek, Slagging off my Anglo/Scot Music Hero (plastic scotsman) Rod Stewart bboohooo but great great laughs and fun from setting himself on fire at last years Re-Union on my very 1st Public Performance but have joked and laughed about it ever since 1st Radio Interview 1st DJ to have New Baby in his Family since I joined The1 and lots of other 1st together from projects ect my (Cheeky Fifer Pyro) Gaz the DJ 

USA WEEKENDER


 From nine to five, to born in the USA,
Get tuned into to hear,
On either Friday, Saturday or Sunday,
It’s a USA Weekender,
Type into your computer 1Radio.org,
Go on a USA bender,

Rock and roll rhythm and blues,
Soul or even country,
60’s 70’s 80’s 90’s,
It’s going to be a real fun 3 days,

From Bruce to Dolly,
From Michael to Kenny,
You can hear them all,
We’ll be singing and dancing,
 Having a ball,

From the Blue Ridge mountain of Virginia,
Through to: it don’t matter if you black or white,
A weekender that will just be so bright,

So come along sing a song,
Join our shout box join in the fun,
For all of this side of the big pond,
Can just imagine the American sun,
You can do the twist or a Jive,
All of this is Broadcast live,
Be there or be square,
We are the station that likes to share.

© May Thomson 2011

 in My Limited Edition Colin John T-Shirt do you have 1 ??

Club 80’s 500^th Show

Tae a re-union I wid go,

Met a DJ specialises in ITALO DISCO,

At that point had never hear his show,

His holidays in America he hud been,

Nae Maple Syrup YET hiv a seen,

So a kin make him special tablet,

Comes highly recommended,

Those who have eating it,

Just the best you can bet.

Will's no been lucky enough ,

Tae Try it YET, ??

He plays the 80’s Decade,

“Long gone but not forgotten”,

Mr Pink Tunes Keeping them Alive,

Also an inspiration to keep going,

You’ll get there, if you believe, and strive,

His Good self but also the Boss,

Not You Tim I’m talking about,

Will’s beautiful wife of course,

            ITALO DISCO, 80’s Club of course High Energeee,

Secret folk’s oor Will even played?

ROD STEWART Especially for me,

Cheesy Grin that nicht,

A kin tell yi aw

It filled me wi  so such glee,

Noo a use tae work the Fitbaw grunds,

Up the Toon,

Yid hid a choice Green or Maroon,

Honouree Hibbee that is me,

At least wi that were united an agree,

Today His 500^th show,

Only on 1Radio,

So let’s celebrate with our Moto,

“FUN ON THE1”,

Join “1Radio And The Crew,

Strange Will yi hid a Wee Mention,

In that 1^st yin too,

Remember night we met,

Listener who wrote Poetry,

1^st time read ma work in public tae

Of that I have no regret,

Now with Great Pride,

For your 500^th Show,

I write as your Poet Laureate,

Noo let’s aw join in the Fun,

Fir 80’s ITALO DISCO CLUB

And High Energeee,

On The1 “Oor Willie is No1,

Sure yi’ll aw Agree,

© May Thomson

2012

1Radio Poet Laureate.

This is a momentous occasion in Poet Laureate Life Who is this book being signed For ? Celeb No? The person this being signed for is a very Special lady in my life my Ma's 83rd Birthday (Mother-in-Law) best mom in world to me.

Her Daughter -in-law not a benefit bum, Working to help others and Maybe even inspire others. 

Her wonderful Husband and My beloved Da has dedication (miss yi da) in book:

he left me a gift of love in a few words but I carry in my heart a Forever.

Poet Laureates Ma 83rd Birthday with signed Copy of Book 

  Variety Show

DJ Rams Variety Show,
Can be heard,
Only on 1radio,
From South Africa to the UK he came,
Weather here defiantly not the same,
He’ll play any music that you ask,
He is a smarty pants setting me this task,
So tune into his Variety show,
On the best internet station,
Only at 1radio.

May Thomson
2012

PT’s Return
PT has made a return to The1,
Noo the Yacking starts,
And the soap box of fun,
The Cowboy is back YYEEHHHAA,
The big blue mug full,
Having him back is so cool,
So Fae the Castle,
Tae the Trailer Park,
Here’s tae a cracking guid Yack.

May Thomson
2013